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ShinyAss Moonshiners

G’day, mate! I’m a donkey with a still, a dream, and a knack for turning rainforest water into liquid gold. Forget fancy distilleries, this is moonshine with mud on its hooves, stirred by an ass who believes in slow sips and big laughs. Small batches, pure Eungella rainwater, and a kick of mischief in every drop.

Let me tell you a little tale….

Once upon a time, close to 5 years ago a donkey was born. He was a spirited young trotter, a dreamer, a larrikin and one hell of a cheeky ass. He was me.

I am your trusty four-legged companion, an honest ass, a wise ass and I am the heart and soul of this venture. This Moonshiners story began with my love for the art of distillation and the simple pleasures of the Australian countryside.

My carefully crafted Moonshine offers an escape from the ordinary and an invitation to stop and savour the flavours of one very old tradition. Using the finest locally sourced ingredientsand the pure waters of Eungella rainforest, I am an ass who believes in quality over quantity, that it takes time and patience to achieve perfection and I work hard to ensure every bottle exudes the rustic allure of moonshine at it’s finest.

Our mission is simple: to make people smile, one sip at a time! We, the ShinyAss Moonshiners believe that our creations should be an experience, not just a drink and we are so proud to be sharing our brew with you.

So, without further ado, pour a glass, sit on your ass and let’s take a ride that’s part whimsy, part history, and all heart.

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Our Moonshine Products

Chocolate Moonshine

Our Chocolate Moonshine is what happens when liqueur and spirits tango together! 

Strawberry Moonshine

If strawberries is your jam, pun intended,  then this one’s for you.

Spiced Moonshine

Our spiced moonshine isn’t just a drink, it’s a journey.

Our Chocolate
Moonshine

Our Strawberry
Moonshine

Contact Us

Got a question? Need a refill? Or just want to chat about moonshine and mischief? Drop us a line! We’re always happy to talk booze, banter, and everything.

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